The Sign's Best Features
Aries: Your Teeth Taurus: What Your Organs are Worth on the Black Market Gemini: The pulsating tendrils protruding from your back. Cancer: The blood you have spilled in my name. Leo: The fact that you're still here despite being dead for four years. Virgo: Your tits. Libra: The fear you've instilled in man over the past century. Scorpio: Your head is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned. Capricorn: Your very convincing human suit. Aquarius: How important your survival is to the existence of our universe. Pieces: You're about to find out.