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A/N: @alrightpotter love you. mean it. 

James Potter to Sirius Black: lowkey failing english

James Potter: and by low key i mean absolutely fucking bombing  

Sirius Black: drop out

James Potter: that’s ur answer for everything

James Potter: u said that the time they ran out of pizza in the caf

Sirius Black: i meant it then and i mean it now

Peter Pettigrew to three decent people and sirius: how’d the tutoring go

James Potter: we got distracted

Remus Lupin: fucking told u they were amphibians

James Potter: i already gave u the fiver shut up

Remus Lupin renamed the group Remus Lupin: Frog Master

James Potter: its to easy if u drag urself

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: why have u called me 18 times

Sirius Black: there was a slight fire

Remus Lupin: fuck where????????????

Sirius Black: nowhere important no one even plays lacrosse

James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: went to the tutoring office like u said and now have the prettiest girl in the universe teaching me shakespeare

Peter Pettigrew: ur tutor is not meg ryan

James Potter: what?????? its lily evans from trig why would it be meg ryan

Peter Pettigrew: shes the prettiest girl in the universe

James Potter: i

James Potter: where do i even begin

Remus Lupin to live laugh suffer: ready??

Remus Lupin: sirius if u say u were born ready im not doing this prank

Sirius Black: i was conceived ready

Remus Lupin: i should be mad but im just proud u spelt conceived right

James Potter to Remus Lupin: shes so smart and funny and pretty and literally loves shakespere so much shes so lame her whole face lights up when she talks abt him its the best

Remus Lupin: its 4 in the morning

James Potter: she does this thing where she explains everything and it makes sense like !!!! how

Peter Pettigrew to why didnt the lizzie mcguire movie win an oscar: we’re watching the bee movie in bio rn

Sirius Black: i kno

Peter Pettigrew: ???? u dont take bio

Sirius Black: im in the window chem got boring

Peter Pettigrew to sirius do ur stats hmw: saw this great documentary last night

James Potter: seen

Peter Pettigrew: u don’t just say ‘seen’ when u want to seen someone u just seen them

James Potter: ohhh thats why lily laughed at me

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: hes been talkin abt lilys knees for 20 minutes im going to slam my head in a window

Sirius Black: hes moved onto her laugh

Sirius Black: shit hes lame

Sirius Black: he likes her so much poor bastard

Sirius Black: hes talkin abt how nice her room is could u mercy kill me

Sirius Black: wat would it be like if u were like a decent person……… and like……. responded

Remus Lupin: I imagine it would be like this.

Sirius Black: asswipe

Peter Pettigrew to james blunt fan club: I fucking hate all of u so fucking much why would u DO THIS

James Potter: i take it u got out package

Peter Pettigrew: IM FUCKING ALLERGIC TO ORANGES

Remus Lupin: yes thats why we sent u 178 of them. one for each time u mention ur damn allergy when one of us buys orange juice

Peter Pettigrew: ur all shit mates

Peter Pettigrew: imma start an orchard and I wont share ANY OF THE MONEY WITH U SHITDICKS

James Potter to peter misunderstands the concept of an orchard: love isnt real

James Potter: nvm she replied

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: but if i got fanmail would I sign it off ‘sirius black’ or just ‘sirius’

Sirius Black: which is cooler

Remus Lupin: id block u if i knew how

Peter Pettigrew to no grammar zone: james is ditching us for evans tonite whos still in

Sirius Black: potter u fuckin traitor

Remus Lupin: best mates since we were eleven and now ditching us for a GIRL

James Potter: actually im ditching u for the girl

Sirius Black to mention exams one more time lupin I swear: chem is a fucking accident

James Potter: the 1 thing u have in common

Sirius Black: shit that was nice bro fuck that was a good one

James Potter: thanks bro

Sirius Black: algd bro

Remus Lupin to Peter Pettigrew: my understanding of the james + lily relationship is that she verbally murders him every time hes an ass and he thanks her for it

Peter Pettigrew: tru

Peter Pettigrew: also a lot of staring while the other isnt looking

Remus Lupin: if they dont get together soon im going to swallow a knife its painful to watch

Sirius Black to James Potter: not be political but i dont know why people keep bread in the fridge

James Potter: that??? wasnt political

Sirius Black: i know i told u it wouldnt be

James Potter: shit u did

Peter Pettigrew to I’m GOING TO SHOVE MY HISTORY BOOK THROUGH MY ENITRE EYEBALL: lupin backwards is ‘nipul’ which sounds like nipple if u say it aloud

James Potter: quality 3am chat

Remus Lupin to lupins netflix password is chocolate101: sirius how did u get my passwords

Sirius Black: u were hacked

Remus Lupin: yes. by you.

Sirius Black: lets not get bogged down in the details

James Potter to where is our disney channel original movie: guess who fucking got top marks in english

James Potter: THIS ASSHOLE

Sirius Black: bc of lily ??

James Potter: obsly bc of lily she is excellent and i was a mess before her

Sirius Black: ur a mess now

James Potter: tru but now im a mess who knows who othello is

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: james is with lily and peter is with his parents what do u want to do tonight

Sirius Black: swim in the schools water tower

Remus Lupin: im in meet in 20

Sirius Black: we’ve corrupted u

Remus Lupin: im aware

Remus Lupin: i also don’t mind

Peter Pettigrew to exams are done and so are we: HM PRONGS I SAW U AND EVANS TODAY HUH LOOKIN V COSY HUH

Remus Lupin: elaborate

Peter Pettigrew: THEY WERE MAKING OUT IN MINNIES IN THE FAR BOOTH

Sirius Black: thank fucking god was their tongue

Peter Pettigrew: LOOKED LIKE IT

James Potter: ur all psychotic

Sirius Black: how dare u the amount of times u have mentioned her nice elbows this past month is criminal

James Potter: they r super nice tho

Sirius Black renamed the group who fucking cares