whenever teddy lupin spends time in muggle london, random strangers will go up to him and ask where he goes to get his hair dyed bc “it looks so authentic!” and he just smiles and says “my mum" 

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.”
And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?”
“No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.”
And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

alright but what if every single one of the harry potter main characters eventually have a kid that they name “Fred” without knowing anyone else also did this (so now there’s fred potter, fred weasley, fred longbottom, etc) except they’re friends so all their kids are friends and as soon as one of them gets in trouble someone’s yelling “FRED” and 3-6 kids are turning around going “WHAT DID I DO” and I think that’s exactly the kind of chaotic legacy Fred would’ve liked to leave

Okay, but, Hinny is totally a fitspo couple. They go to the gym together and compete to see who’s better and go on runs together.

Most of the other Weasley’s are actually very lazy, and extremely disgusted with them, glaring out windows at them while shoving more chocolate in their mouths.

#this is so real #and i think they didnt care about what they ate when they were younger but when they had kids #between ginny being a professional athlete harry being an auror #and now having to cook for kids #they became very healthy eaters #like they were very into fitness and health #they had sundays for ice cream daysand junk food days #but they were very conscious about what they fed their kids on a daily basis #harry made gourmet meals ok #THEY BOUGHT ALMOND MILK (via thetruthinesswillsetyoufree)