sexcreamsSome Harry Potter portraits i’ve been doing recently. Not sure who to do next, Hagrid? Ron? Bella?
“There are strange likenesses between us, Harry Potter. Even you must have noticed. Both half-bloods, orphans, raised by Muggles. Probably the only two Parselmouths to come to Hogwarts since the great Slytherin himself. We even look something alike.”
So Ginny poured out her soul to me, and her soul happened to be e x a c t l y what I wanted.
“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches … born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies … and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not … and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives … the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies …”
darlinghogwartsI don’t know about you, but I find the idea of Voldemort doing normal things absolutely hilarious. Like Voldemort wakes up everyday and he poops. He spills gravy on his robes. Crunchy things get stuck on his teeth when he’s eating. Sometimes he suffers in silence because he needs to pee in the middle of death eater meetings. Sometimes he gets an accidental boner.
The thin man stepped out of the cauldron, staring at Harry… and harry stared back into the face that had haunted his nightmares for three years. Whiter than a skull, with wide, livid scarlet eyes and a nose that was flat as a snake’s with slits for nostrils…
Lord Voldemort had risen again.
As Harry shouted 'Expelliarmus!', Voldemort cried, 'Avada Kedava!'
A jet of green light issued from Voldemort’s wand just as a jet of red light blasted from Harry’s.
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'Avada Kedavra!'
'Expelliarmus!'
The bang was like a cannon-blast and the golden flames that erupted between them, at the dead centre of the circle they had been treading, marked the point where the spells collided.