xander harris is the ideal compulsory heterosexuality crush like he’s the funny, guy best friend that young lesbians are like “yeah, i Guess this is what a crush feels like” with. which is why willow, dawn, and anya all had crushes on him even though they’re all lesbians.
- Just give me a reason to kick you out, Summers. Just give me a reason.
Becoming, Part 1.
top 10 friendships: Willow and Xander
No, we’re just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up. He stole my Barbie. We were five.
For 2015, can we use the term “Mary Sue” less and the term “Xander Harris” more? It describes a much more common and much more insufferable phenomenon, especially in sci-fi.